My Penis and I

[–]Nephrinn 392 points 17 hours ago

I’ve been using my fleshlights for 3 or so years and they are like a night and day difference between using your hand. Some of the fleshlight sleeves (the super-ribbed in particular) will give you mindblowing orgasms that will leave you literally tingling for minutes after.

I can’t stress enough that it really depends on the sleeve you use and you have to find the one that’s right for you. I’ve tried around 6 sleeves and some of them are merely okay, but there are some that are pure heavenly bliss that will make you enjoy every second of a long buildup to a climax.

Super Ribbed = by far the best sleeve IMO. Extremely intense. Like a slow, orgasmic torture. I can only endure about one session a week.

Turbo Tube = My 2nd favorite, also for the longer sessions. It’s not as intense, however, the texture grips onto you as you’re just about to pull out, creating a very unique sensation. I don’t think they make it anymore though.

Vibro – Touch = This one has one inch “fingers” that move. It feels really amazing and unique. This sleeve also supports up to 3 egg vibrators, which I didn’t really like. Too much effort anyway. Awesome sleeve though.

Wonder Wave = This one is like a much less intense super-ribbed. It’s actually very soothing/smooth.

Ultra Tight = For anal lovers. Can be quite intense, but no texture and usually requires a lot of lube.

Vortex = Another unique texture you can definitely feel and is kind of nice for a change, but I didn’t particularly care for.

STU and Speed Bump = I was disappointed by both of these textures. The STU is basically the same as the speed bump, but with bigger “bumps”. And honestly, the STU (Stamina Training Unit) never did anything for me.

Mini Lotus = I got one of those sex in a can versions. It has a very unique sensation, but I don’t use it very much because it feels too tight. I’d probably recommend the normal lotus.

Cleaning is very easy. Stick the sleeve under hot water for a minute and you’re done. Also, you don’t need to get it warm to enjoy it. As long as you’re room is at least room temperature, you’ll be perfectly fine. And yes, you definitely need lube. I’d recommend cheaplube.com and getting the ID brand or the WET brand (they’re both very cheap). Just make sure you get the non-silicone lube.

Anyway, that’s my fleshlight story. They’re awesome as long as you can find the right one for you.

EVERYONE I’VE HAD SEX WITH
BY MEGAN BOYLE

These are just the stats at the end. For each partner there is a short description. Wow, this is hard not to read through.

Age at first time: 18 years, 4 months, 2 weeks, 0 days
Age at present: 23 years, 2 months, 2 weeks, 2 days
Total penetrative sex partners: 21
Total males: 21
Total females: 2 (2 not mentioned, I’m not sure they count as sex, it was just making out and fingering)
Total oral sex partners: 20-30
Oral sex giving to receiving ratio: 9:3 (probably)
Total official relationships: 4
Total ambiguous relationships: 9
Total one night stands: 11
Total partners I’ve said “I love you” to: 3, and maybe two .5′s
Total partners who have said “I love you” to me: 3.5
Alcohol involved in first sexual encounter: 13
Marijuana involved in first sexual encounter: 2
Total STD’s: 0
Total pregnancies: 0
Butt sex: 0
Came on my face: 0
Came on my tits/stomach/back/ass: 2+
Asked beforehand: 2

Behind the scenes on a porn shoot.