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http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2009-04/14/content_11184581.htm BEIJING, April 14 (Xinhuanet) — Thousands of dolphins blocked the suspected Somali pirate ships when they were trying to attack Chinese merchant ships passing the Gulf of Aden, the China Radio International reported on Monday. The Chinese merchant ships escorted by a China’s fleet sailed on the Gulf of Aden when they met some [...]

best of craigslist > washington, DC > I love you. Leave my butt alone. I love you. Leave my butt alone. Date: 2005-08-08, 3:42PM EDT My love, I adore you. You are the reason I get out of bed in the morning, the reason I risk blemishing my driving record by speeding to get home [...]

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best of craigslist > SF bay area > NO SEX TONIGHT! Originally Posted: Fri, 18 Feb 09:18 PST NO SEX TONIGHT! Date: 2005-02-18, 9:18AM PST I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have [...]

From : http://www.holytaco.com/flowchart-describes-90-all-porno-movies I love how if you answer ‘yes’ to the ‘Are you in Japan?’ question that it always goes to ‘Is Someone Shitting on You?’ Reminds me of this hilarious onion article: Japan Pledges To Halt Production Of Weirdo Porn That Makes People Puke “We honestly had no idea people did not enjoy [...]