“Squirting by way of a g-spot orgasm has never been at the top of my list of priorities. I’d say it’s right below learning to tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue — visually impressive, but ultimately not worth the effort. Maybe it’s the name that turns me off: “Grafenberg Spot” is just not that sexy. It sounds like something I slept through in eighth-grade lab science. ”
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“When news spread that I wanted to squirt for science, several prospective lab partners volunteered. I finally settled on my friend Tobly, not because she’s a squirter, but because she had just stolen a copy of She Comes First from the office where she works. Plus, she sent me an impressive résumé detailing her qualifications, which consisted of having a tongue and at least ten fingers. Skills and work experience included using toys, not crying during sex and always paying the rent. Several references were listed, including Janet Reno and the entire roster of the St. Thomas College field hockey team.
In summation, she wrote, “I wouldn’t give up till we made you a fountain. I would even take it right in the eye. That is how important this is to me.” “

That girl is a pro at that position.

World Naked Bike Ride – Portland, OR

Alexandra Hai, first working female gondolier, but not licensed. A new woman got the certification.

After nine centuries of keeping women on dry land, Venice broke with tradition today by approving its first female gondolier.

Giorgia Boscolo, 23, a mother of two, came through a gruelling course, which included 400 hours of instruction, to enter an all-male club that has resisted admitting women. “I am immensely happy and proud, but today my day starts like every other, taking the children to school,” she said. “I’ve always loved gondolas and unlike my three sisters I preferred to row with my father instead of going out with my friends.”

She denied that she would not have the physical strength to manoeuvre ­gondolas, saying: “Childbirth is much more difficult.”