“Squirting by way of a g-spot orgasm has never been at the top of my list of priorities. I’d say it’s right below learning to tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue — visually impressive, but ultimately not worth the effort. Maybe it’s the name that turns me off: “Grafenberg Spot” is just not that sexy. It sounds like something I slept through in eighth-grade lab science. ”
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“When news spread that I wanted to squirt for science, several prospective lab partners volunteered. I finally settled on my friend Tobly, not because she’s a squirter, but because she had just stolen a copy of She Comes First from the office where she works. Plus, she sent me an impressive résumé detailing her qualifications, which consisted of having a tongue and at least ten fingers. Skills and work experience included using toys, not crying during sex and always paying the rent. Several references were listed, including Janet Reno and the entire roster of the St. Thomas College field hockey team.
In summation, she wrote, “I wouldn’t give up till we made you a fountain. I would even take it right in the eye. That is how important this is to me.” “

This isn’t real, but the fleshlight is very real.

LAS VEGAS: Roxxxy the sex robot had a coming-out party in Sin City at the weekend.

In what is billed as a world first, a life-size robotic girlfriend complete with artificial intelligence and flesh-like synthetic skin was introduced to adoring fans at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas on Saturday.

The anatomically correct robot has an articulated skeleton, which means it can move like a person even though it cannot walk or move its limbs independently.

Robotic movement is built into ”the three inputs” and a mechanical heart that powers a liquid cooling system.

Roxxxy comes with five personalities. Wild Wendy is outgoing and adventurous. Frigid Farrah is reserved and shy. There is a young and naive personality and a Mature Martha that Hines describes as having a ”matriarchal kind of caring”. S&M Susan is geared for more adventurous types.

REVIEW:

Although it says “sized just right” on the packaging, it is 7″ long and quite wide, possibly 2″ in diameter at some spots. It sports a really strong vibe that has a push button that goes through all of the different vibration modes. The pushbutton is more durable and waterproof than the twist control found on cheaper slimlines. It makes a nice seal and we tested it in a bucket of water to make sure. This would make a nice bathtime or shower toy.

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