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• Double penetration of any kind should be expected. Whether it’s vagina/anal, double vagina, or (gasp) double anal, you should be prepared to have your man parts touch another set of man parts. If you’re that homophobic, avoid the MMF.
• Most of the time, if a woman is willing to get double teamed, odds are she wants the cum in her or on her, but always ask her where she wants it. Just like traditional sex, don’t just assume she wants it in her ear unless she specifically asks for it in her ear.
• Communication is essentially important in the MMF; you must talk to both the woman and the man involved. Having two straight men fucking one woman is already weird as it is; you don’t need any more awkwardness due to miscommunication.
• Don’t high-five one another during it, at any point; it’s just childish. You’re having a threesome with another guy involved; you’re not a pimp.
• Though the woman is definitely on the slutty side if she’s letting two men inside of her, don’t treat her like a whore. You must respect her at all times: before, during, and after. Women have strange fantasies just like men do; just because she fulfills one doesn’t make her any less of a person than you are.

Read the full article: http://manofexception.com/?p=104

(great comments on their site too)

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All of these internet acronyms seem to be lost on the majority of people. We saw BDSM in a magazine and were guessing at what it was: Bestiality, Dominance, Sadomasochism & Machineguns? No! Wikipedia informs me that is : Bondage, Domination, Submission & Masochism.

Wikipedia also says:

BDSM is a blanket term referring to the practice of a wide spectrum of activities and forms of interpersonal relationships.

What? I’ve never heard of any interpersonal communications like that? Well at least they have another acronym SSC (Safe, Sane and Consensual). I, personally, like to keep my balls unharmed. For me my safe word would be “get me the hell out of here” and I think that would be the first thing out of my mouth.

Well, at least our friends at Racy have stuff that doesn’t seem that scary. I like the look of these ticklers, and this furry blindfold. I trust my lady enough to be blindfolded.
That gets me to another internet term: Furries. What the heck is that?

In gernal terms, a fur suit is a furry costume. It’s a way that furries can get in touch with their furry characters and their alter egos. [MTV Sex2k]

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I know this is the onion, which is a fake newspaper, but this one had me rolling.

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve tried to enjoy a hardcore sex scene, only to have it ruined by the participants screaming, “F– my p–” and, “Oh, yeah, suck my big, hard you-know-what, baby.” Is it really necessary to resort to such foul language?

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It would be one thing if the potty-mouthed performers were just the men. Everyone knows men, especially creative types like actors, can be a little rough around the edges. But, sadly, most of the cussing comes from the ladies. From the moment the delivery man unzips his fly to the moment he finishes all over her face, every word out of these ladies’ mouths is “F– this” and “F– that.” Can’t I make it through a single triple-penetration scene without hearing things like, “F– my tight C-word with your huge blankety-blank, you big, black you-know-what”?

full article: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33248?issue=4228&special=2002

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