Double penetration of any kind should be expected. Whether it’s vagina/anal, double vagina, or (gasp) double anal, you should be prepared to have your man parts touch another set of man parts. If you’re that homophobic, avoid the MMF. Most of the time, if a woman is willing to get double teamed, odds are she [...]

All of these internet acronyms seem to be lost on the majority of people. We saw BDSM in a magazine and were guessing at what it was: Bestiality, Dominance, Sadomasochism & Machineguns? No! Wikipedia informs me that is : Bondage, Domination, Submission & Masochism. Wikipedia also says: BDSM is a blanket term referring to the [...]

I know this is the onion, which is a fake newspaper, but this one had me rolling. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve tried to enjoy a hardcore sex scene, only to have it ruined by the participants screaming, “F– my p–” and, “Oh, yeah, suck my big, hard you-know-what, baby.” Is it [...]