I know this is the onion, which is a fake newspaper, but this one had me rolling.

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve tried to enjoy a hardcore sex scene, only to have it ruined by the participants screaming, “F– my p–” and, “Oh, yeah, suck my big, hard you-know-what, baby.” Is it really necessary to resort to such foul language?

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It would be one thing if the potty-mouthed performers were just the men. Everyone knows men, especially creative types like actors, can be a little rough around the edges. But, sadly, most of the cussing comes from the ladies. From the moment the delivery man unzips his fly to the moment he finishes all over her face, every word out of these ladies’ mouths is “F– this” and “F– that.” Can’t I make it through a single triple-penetration scene without hearing things like, “F– my tight C-word with your huge blankety-blank, you big, black you-know-what”?

full article: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33248?issue=4228&special=2002

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